His name is Abe Hiroshi, Japan’s top model and actor, starring in films like Thermae Romae, Showtime 7, The Crime That Binds, and After the Storm. He also owns a website so bizarrely designed it feels like it was coded during a power outage. If you or I had it, people would assume our computer got stuck in 1999. But Abe? He pulls it off effortlessly—because when you’re Abe Hiroshi, even Comic Sans bows to your charisma.